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Kevrpgfan
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 Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:25 pm Post subject: 3 mice and a tequila... |
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Three male mice are sitting at a bar with three shots of tequila
arguing about how tough they are.
The first mouse says, "I'm so tough I break into the cupboard just to
eat the rat poison." He slams down his tequila and looks at the second
mouse.
The second mouse replies, "That's nothing. I'm so tough I run through
a mouse trap, grab the cheese, flip onto my back & benchpress the
killer springed trapwire." He slams down his tequila and looks at the
third mouse.
The third mouse slams down his tequila, slides off his stool and
begins walking away from the bar.
The other mice scream, "Oi! Softy!, where do you think you're going?!
The third mouse replies, "Home to shag the cat."
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ArcaDe
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lol n1 .. even i understand that .. anytime afraid i dont get some jokes in english
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PigL3t
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and the 2nd german n0ob understood the joke as well 
lol
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icefriend
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CriM
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