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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:58 pm Post subject: The Mighty Excuse Book |
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Please add any excuses you know, would think of, have heard of before, or would like to use when quitting a game:
Let's start with a simple small list:
Sorry, I have to go
Meh, this game sux
You are all noobs!
My dinner is waiting
My lunch is waiting
My girlfriend is waiting
Erm, I have a failing modem
My pc is kinda acting weird, especially when pressing Alt-F4, it closes screens and opens other ones...
My wifi is fucked
ok, add the rest, you know what to do - let this topic get as rediculous as possible
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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Djoszee WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 1305 Location: Im from Holland, where the fuck you from?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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just unplug and replug your network cable _________________
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PigL3t WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 2491 Location: DM for life
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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Djoszee wrote: |
just unplug and replug your network cable |
yeah i think that was what this topic was about... _________________
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Djoszee WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 1305 Location: Im from Holland, where the fuck you from?
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:59 pm Post subject: |
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well he asked for a rediculous topic
So how about:
- Omg I forgot to shave my balls, b2g bye
- Oh shit it's 'da police' at my door
- Wtf I just won the lottery jackpot g2g, bye
better? _________________
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:10 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, the microwave just exploded in my room
Sorry, a tomahawk missile just parked in my garden
Oh crap, the goldfish is swimming on my keyboard again, brb
They are braking into my house
Somebody just stole my car in front of my window
Sorry, my mum needs to use the pc now
cya _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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CJ WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 819 Location: Warrington, UK
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:02 am Post subject: |
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my name is gnork cya
i must go now smoke weed _________________ It's My Facebook <---- Add Me Fuckers!!!!
Oh, and my hometown rugby team Warrington Wolves won the 2009 Carnegie Challenge Cup At Wembley and successfully defended the trophy by beating Leeds Rhinos 30-6 at Wembley on 28/08/10 |
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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gtg, i too zillian for this huhwuhwuahuhauhahuha Added after 14 hours 59 minutes: KTL KTL KTL KTL KTL KTL KTL KTL KTL COW!!! _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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CJ WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 819 Location: Warrington, UK
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:44 am Post subject: |
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xD top one made me laugh, have actually had that said to me in a game _________________ It's My Facebook <---- Add Me Fuckers!!!!
Oh, and my hometown rugby team Warrington Wolves won the 2009 Carnegie Challenge Cup At Wembley and successfully defended the trophy by beating Leeds Rhinos 30-6 at Wembley on 28/08/10 |
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject: |
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sorry, my arm just fell off
oops, where did my monitor go?
aaaaaaah aaaaaaah pepperspray aaaah noooo aaaaah _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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Malevol3nt
Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 287
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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my dog ate the space key
stupid enter doesn't work..
oh shit i just spilled pepsi over my keyboard i can't play!
i have to turn norton off because i lag! *crash*
im sorry i didnt /afk while i was gone for 45 minutes, i dont know where the / key is.
i cant tap i broke my thumb!
i thought it was ktl?
i thought this was shoppa?
the host makes the rules, not the map! (i.e. on wfw maps using tele to random places)
sory i hav to go becoze anmachen der Analhusten der Arsch und-Titten-Presse. sry dont knou englesh! (this happened once when gnork was hosting)
sry i have to go i have school tommorow very early! (while playing on saturday) _________________
Hows my signature?
Call 1-800-Eat-Shit |
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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(after 8 turns) oh, i can type /afk ? ty *quit* _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:44 am Post subject: |
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sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join
argh, my mum wants me to take the dog out
omg omg omg this map is too sexy for me
i have resolution problems
my sound doesn't work all the sudden
fuck - a butterfly flew on that tree and it broke off a branch, it came right through my window onto the monitor
i'm under attack by dead birds!!!
no shit Sherlock _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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DarkFOOT
Joined: 09 Feb 2005 Posts: 604 Location: England
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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hi im gnork im to busy spaming in WCC forums to play properly....... _________________
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PigL3t WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 03 Feb 2005 Posts: 2491 Location: DM for life
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:47 pm Post subject: |
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Gnork wrote: |
sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join |
i used that one a lot myself and its the only excuse ill always accept _________________
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Gnork WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1292 Location: %systemroot%\Win32.Gnork.W:A
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:01 pm Post subject: |
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PigL3t wrote: |
Gnork wrote: |
sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join |
i used that one a lot myself and its the only excuse ill always accept |
yea, and the last time I used this excuse when in Dorkfoot's game to catch Malefool or faggle, he xfired me 'thx for fucking up my game' while we were all waiting for him to join in the new host.. u remember the one, with CaptBagz _________________
CuntJ wrote: |
and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous
DorkFOOT wrote: |
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker |
another reason for me to be jealous |
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