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Gnork
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 12:58 pm    Post subject: The Mighty Excuse Book Reply with quote

Please add any excuses you know, would think of, have heard of before, or would like to use when quitting a game:


Let's start with a simple small list:



Sorry, I have to go
Meh, this game sux
You are all noobs!
My dinner is waiting
My lunch is waiting
My girlfriend is waiting
Erm, I have a failing modem
My pc is kinda acting weird, especially when pressing Alt-F4, it closes screens and opens other ones...
My wifi is fucked

ok, add the rest, you know what to do - let this topic get as rediculous as possible


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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
another reason for me to be jealous Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

just unplug and replug your network cable Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Djoszee wrote:
just unplug and replug your network cable Wink

yeah i think that was what this topic was about... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

well he asked for a rediculous topic Shocked Laughing

So how about:
- Omg I forgot to shave my balls, b2g bye
- Oh shit it's 'da police' at my door
- Wtf I just won the lottery jackpot g2g, bye

better? Arrow
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, the microwave just exploded in my room
Sorry, a tomahawk missile just parked in my garden
Oh crap, the goldfish is swimming on my keyboard again, brb
They are braking into my house
Somebody just stole my car in front of my window
Sorry, my mum needs to use the pc now
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
DorkFOOT wrote:
boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
another reason for me to be jealous Mad
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my name is gnork cya
i must go now smoke weed
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Oh, and my hometown rugby team Warrington Wolves won the 2009 Carnegie Challenge Cup At Wembley and successfully defended the trophy by beating Leeds Rhinos 30-6 at Wembley on 28/08/10 Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gtg, i too zillian for this huhwuhwuahuhauhahuha
 
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
another reason for me to be jealous Mad
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xD top one made me laugh, have actually had that said to me in a game
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry, my arm just fell off
oops, where did my monitor go?
aaaaaaah aaaaaaah pepperspray aaaah noooo aaaaah
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my dog ate the space key

stupid enter doesn't work..

oh shit i just spilled pepsi over my keyboard i can't play!

i have to turn norton off because i lag! *crash*

im sorry i didnt /afk while i was gone for 45 minutes, i dont know where the / key is.

i cant tap i broke my thumb!

i thought it was ktl?

i thought this was shoppa?

the host makes the rules, not the map! (i.e. on wfw maps using tele to random places)

sory i hav to go becoze anmachen der Analhusten der Arsch und-Titten-Presse. sry dont knou englesh! (this happened once when gnork was hosting)

sry i have to go i have school tommorow very early! (while playing on saturday)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

(after 8 turns) oh, i can type /afk ? ty *quit*
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 9:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join

argh, my mum wants me to take the dog out

omg omg omg this map is too sexy for me

i have resolution problems

my sound doesn't work all the sudden

fuck - a butterfly flew on that tree and it broke off a branch, it came right through my window onto the monitor

i'm under attack by dead birds!!!

no shit Sherlock
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
another reason for me to be jealous Mad
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hi im gnork im to busy spaming in WCC forums to play properly.......
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gnork wrote:
sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join

i used that one a lot myself and its the only excuse ill always accept Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

PigL3t wrote:
Gnork wrote:
sorry, got to quit, a DM member is in ag and wants to join

i used that one a lot myself and its the only excuse ill always accept Cool


yea, and the last time I used this excuse when in Dorkfoot's game to catch Malefool or faggle, he xfired me 'thx for fucking up my game' while we were all waiting for him to join in the new host.. u remember the one, with CaptBagz Razz
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and thats also cos the others have lives, except gnork of course... and im jealous Mad
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boontit ya a wacked out on drugs fooker
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