Handage....

[Gnork]

This topic is about handage....

STOP IT

Ffs, damn noobs who don't have a single braincell reserved for tactics.

WHY on earth do shoppers always end too fast, while the ending is the most tactical and fun part of the whole game? urgh... I don't understand you putting a holy nade next to a worm with 54 health, if you still have another player to who you just HANDED over victory by that action! Damn soldier, that's deserting. Who are you for anyway? You don't want to win yourself?

Next time you play and 3 players are left, here's the deal you're gonna do:

• you make sure that you're not leader, preferably you make sure you are last by plopping the floor after your attack or eating some damage from your attack
  
• you don't kill the leader and you try to make sure he has still more health than 2nd
  
• you certainly don't kill yourself with the leader so 2nd will have victory by just watching you nubbing around.

^^ these are just a few little precautions to let the game end too early. Clone some braincells yourself and start thinking of how YOU can win this game, instead of the person who's next turn.


-> standard edition, bold italics: .,/,,
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[Diksquad]

nicely put

[Gnork]

[ArcaDe]

well at least they didnt die @ first LOL
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[PigL3t]

and i bet they had fun pissing u off too - and having fun is what the game is about haha

so yeah, i also enjoy killing someone more than i care about the win itself
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[Gnork]

[Plutonic]

Handage ftw
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