Solar
Joined: 04 Feb 2005
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 Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:45 pm Post subject: Lexus |
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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse and spotted the most beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Goodday, Madame. How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna shit yourself when you hear the price. |
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