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CJ WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 819 Location: Warrington, UK
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:59 am Post subject: You Don't Know Jack Shit!? |
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Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them! _________________ It's My Facebook <---- Add Me Fuckers!!!!
Oh, and my hometown rugby team Warrington Wolves won the 2009 Carnegie Challenge Cup At Wembley and successfully defended the trophy by beating Leeds Rhinos 30-6 at Wembley on 28/08/10 |
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benster
Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 203 Location: .ro
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:31 am Post subject: |
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can you make a summary ?
too much to read at this late hour _________________
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ShyGuy
Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 203 Location: 1 and a half feet away from screen.
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:03 am Post subject: |
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Ok where did you copy and paste that, buster _________________
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CJ WCC SpaMMeR!
Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 819 Location: Warrington, UK
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:23 am Post subject: |
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ShyGuy wrote: |
Ok where did you copy and paste that, buster |
my mum sent it me in a email xD _________________ It's My Facebook <---- Add Me Fuckers!!!!
Oh, and my hometown rugby team Warrington Wolves won the 2009 Carnegie Challenge Cup At Wembley and successfully defended the trophy by beating Leeds Rhinos 30-6 at Wembley on 28/08/10 |
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