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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: What the *hell* is this crap!? |
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I'd like to think that I left this place in the capable hands of loons.
I'd like to think that in my absence the principles of loondom would be upheld and respected.
So i come back...well ok good ol doc forces me back with a broom and two eggrolls...to....this
Hang your heads in shame you damned slackers.
I've got a good mind to come back and protect the sanctity of this holy place.
*parks his caravan of greatness on WCC's front lawn*
I'll be damned if you amateurs are gonna screw with THIS looney bin.
THE LOONS WILL PREVAIL! AND THEY WILL ALL HAVE EGG ROLLS! AND OBSCURE EGYPTIAN HYROGLYPHS STATING THE RECIPE OF SAID EGG ROLLS!
Pfft, i've seen better loons on Neverwinter Nights' Dungeon Master forum, and i gave them what for!
So in conclusion, i once again claim this planet...in the name of the Batt.
Now where's my haddock... _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yes i did force him back and it put a damm big dent in my eggrolls.
*Looks at batts caravan parked on the lawn.*
AND THAT RMEINDS ME.
Look at the start of the lawn its a disgrace.
*gets out the flymo* |
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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See? Nothing is sacred anymore man.
Not even grass. _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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Why dont they ever think of the grass
Ya know your caravan could do with a lick of paint too mate. _________________
The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit. |
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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What ya talkin about, most abstract artists use less colours than I used on my bloody caravan.
And lickin' it ain't gonna do anything. _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:06 am Post subject: |
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most abstract artist dont use paint!
HAH! I Win. Thank You and Goodnight. _________________
The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit. |
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:10 am Post subject: |
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Most abstract artist? So that means his kidneys, liver, lungs and bile gland don't use paint. But his brain and lower intestines do?
And the rest just...watches? Goes "ooooo" at the end? _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:16 am Post subject: |
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not so much "ooooo" as cock its head to one side put its hand on its chin and go "hmmmm" trying to gather some deep spiritual meaning from what just happend _________________
The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit. |
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:18 am Post subject: |
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when there is, of course, none.
And they wear those stupid black poncy hats. _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Oh those hats enrage me
cos their never as sexy as these hats
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The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:26 am Post subject: |
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That's on the wall and you know it!
Who the hell's that in the photo! that's never you _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
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drd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:30 am Post subject: |
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That would be me as in I as in oneself, i.e. not you or any other body pertaining to not being the body that my etheral soul currently resides.
Thats the second most recent picture i have of me. It was either that or me dressed as Cpt Hook being the best damm pirate Berkshires ever seen. _________________
The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:32 am Post subject: |
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Next to Captain Blackbeard who, everyone knows, lives 3 doors away from you...in a galley. _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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drd
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:34 am Post subject: |
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No no thats Judith.
Blackbeard lives next door in the semi-detached 2 bedroom bungalow. _________________
The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
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Batt
Joined: 16 Feb 2005 Posts: 43 Location: The Dizzy Heights of Staffordshire University
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:40 am Post subject: |
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arrrr so he does matey
what sorta pirate is called judith _________________ Hang on a minute! *frantically tries finding his sigs*
Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!
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