What the *hell* is this crap!?

Batt · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:40 pm Post subject: What the *hell* is this crap!?

I'd like to think that I left this place in the capable hands of loons.
I'd like to think that in my absence the principles of loondom would be upheld and respected.
So i come back...well ok good ol doc forces me back with a broom and two eggrolls...to....this

Hang your heads in shame you damned slackers.

I've got a good mind to come back and protect the sanctity of this holy place.
*parks his caravan of greatness on WCC's front lawn*

I'll be damned if you amateurs are gonna screw with THIS looney bin.
THE LOONS WILL PREVAIL! AND THEY WILL ALL HAVE EGG ROLLS! AND OBSCURE EGYPTIAN HYROGLYPHS STATING THE RECIPE OF SAID EGG ROLLS!
Pfft, i've seen better loons on Neverwinter Nights' Dungeon Master forum, and i gave them what for!

So in conclusion, i once again claim this planet...in the name of the Batt.
Now where's my haddock...
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drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

Yes i did force him back and it put a damm big dent in my eggrolls.

*Looks at batts caravan parked on the lawn.*

AND THAT RMEINDS ME.

Look at the start of the lawn its a disgrace.

*gets out the flymo*

Batt · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:49 pm Post subject:

See? Nothing is sacred anymore man.
Not even grass.
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Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
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drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

Why dont they ever think of the grass Sad

Ya know your caravan could do with a lick of paint too mate.
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Batt · Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 11:59 pm Post subject:

What ya talkin about, most abstract artists use less colours than I used on my bloody caravan.
And lickin' it ain't gonna do anything.
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Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!

drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

most abstract artist dont use paint!

HAH! I Win. Thank You and Goodnight.
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drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit.

Batt · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:10 am Post subject:

Most abstract artist? So that means his kidneys, liver, lungs and bile gland don't use paint. But his brain and lower intestines do?
And the rest just...watches? Goes "ooooo" at the end?
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Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!

drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

not so much "ooooo" as cock its head to one side put its hand on its chin and go "hmmmm" trying to gather some deep spiritual meaning from what just happend
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drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit.

Batt · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:18 am Post subject:

when there is, of course, none.
And they wear those stupid black poncy hats.
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*acts out his old sigs*
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drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

Oh those hats enrage me Mad

cos their never as sexy as these hats

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The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit.

Batt · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:26 am Post subject:

That's on the wall and you know it!
Who the hell's that in the photo! that's never you
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drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

That would be me as in I as in oneself, i.e. not you or any other body pertaining to not being the body that my etheral soul currently resides.
Thats the second most recent picture i have of me. It was either that or me dressed as Cpt Hook being the best damm pirate Berkshires ever seen.
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drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit.

Batt · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:32 am Post subject:

Next to Captain Blackbeard who, everyone knows, lives 3 doors away from you...in a galley.
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drd · Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Posts: 34

No no thats Judith.

Blackbeard lives next door in the semi-detached 2 bedroom bungalow.
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The day you get me to play AFR in a shoppa is the day I start to enjoy playing Worms 3D.
drdolots - Missing the days he used to own at the most frowned upon game in Worms since the day he quit.

Batt · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 12:40 am Post subject:

arrrr so he does matey
what sorta pirate is called judith
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Damnit, nowhere to upload them to...ok ok don't panic!
*acts out his old sigs*
No wait here's one!