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Solar
Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 549
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 1:49 pm Post subject: another one.... |
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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they Stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year."
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "We mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year. "The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with The same cow." |
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SMaCK
Joined: 05 Feb 2005 Posts: 407 Location: Watching A Movie Titled "Inpenetrable" starring Urnan
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Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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lol..................mooooooo000oooo00ooo0000ooooooo000oooo
000oooooo0000ooo000oooo000o00o00oooo000ooo0000oooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Semiscrewed
Joined: 23 Apr 2005 Posts: 3
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2005 3:52 am Post subject: |
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Hehe, gotta love the classics. |
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lynx
Joined: 28 Apr 2005 Posts: 35
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 3:19 am Post subject: |
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aww, very nice... very nice _________________
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