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Solar
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 Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 4:40 pm Post subject: chav jokes |
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1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.
12. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out?
Up the gary.
and my favourite.....
13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!" |
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| i got a great chav test on my other comp ill upload when i get back. plus chav is a joke |
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PigL3t
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Leo.dict.org wrote: |
Looking for:
chav; townie; scallie; chorer (British slang) (en)
Example:
Our town is full of chorers at night...etc
Comment:
This is standard ''kids' speak'' nowadays.
A 'chorer', (where WE live - but it has the above names in other parts of the country) is someone who fits a certain stereotype, namely:
a youth who hangs around the town wearing trainers, named sports clothes, a Burberry baseball cap and lots of gold jewellry. The female 'chorer' wears very tight tarty clothes. They generally swear a lot and ''think they are hard''.
My pupils at school are highly amused by them and in a discussion today, we wondered what the German equivalent would be. If it indeed exists!! Any ideas? |
lol - had to look "chav" up b4 i understood most of em. some still doesnt make sense to me... german n0obism.
and for no. 11 - fuck u .,|,, 
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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lol they are the fuckas who wear thier adidas socks over thier nike trousers who smoke at 13 gets pregnant at 13 and you stare at when u walk past groups of them who tihnk they are solid so you dont look light weight.
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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guessed so... we do have some of em here too 
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m0nk
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its the in thing in england. f0oking cackers. theres bound to be loads wormers like it cos most of em are like 13 years old. wonder who on forums are like that. sargon maybe? ooooor arcade ;p hehe
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what browser u using?
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i never had that .. all going fine .. IE6 sp1 and Opera 7.54 . (must be a m0nkstar problem). next time do a screenshot ROFL
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| its the in thing in england. f0oking cackers. theres bound to be loads wormers like it cos most of em are like 13 years old. wonder who on forums are like that. sargon maybe? ooooor arcade ;p hehe |
and m0nk .,/,, you 
and plutz maybe deactivate the guest posting that sux ..
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| Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:19 pm Post subject: Re: chav jokes |
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| Solar wrote: |
13. A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job"...
The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year ".
The chav says "You're having me on!"
The man behind the counter says "Well you started it!" |
LOL.....I heard the same joke only an Aussie version the other day....(slightly different)
An Abo(aboriginal) walks into centrelink(dole office and such) and says to one of the people there, "I want to get off the dole."
The clerk says "Are you sure?"
Abo: "Well, I've been dole bludging for so long now I'm sick of it. I want to earn a living."
Clerk: "Ok, I'll see what I can do." And he begins to search for a job.
"Here's one, it pays $1700 a week. You'll have to follow a supermodel around all day getting her whatever she wants while also acting as bodyguard and such."
Abo: "Really?!"
Clerk: "Woops, no, it's $3700 per week."
Abo: You are kidding me!!!"
Clerk: "Well you started it."
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