DM's nice little frustration release corner -> R rated!

Gnork · Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:11 pm Post subject:

*arriving with another truckload of ktl noobs and some shower equipment...

HEY WTF... I was making a nice shower block here and now they're dead already? grrr

*releases teh hungry wolves into the bunker for a sec to get rid of the mess

*unloads teh truck with ktl noobs and starts mounting showers to the ceiling.

UNTER DIE DOUCHE!!
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Gnork · Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:40 pm Post subject:

dumdidum pompompom

*mounting gaspipe onto shower system

dumdidum kleng klang pomdidom pompom

*opening gashandle... WTF some moron KTL noob is SMOKING under the shower?

Bo0OOOOOO0ooomm!!@!!1!!eleven!!

[insert custom imagery of the mess here]

*cough cough...*cough* sends cleaning lady home... there is no more bunker to clean Razz

erm... "Shouting can from now on be done in this huge.. erm..crater"

*searching fresh construction workers to build a maisonette Razz

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Blue Thunder · Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 213 Location: In Her....

ERRRRRR - as Dragons pointed out in an earlier post. Lay down the crack pipe Gnork! Shocked

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icefriend · Joined: 04 Feb 2005 Posts: 240 Location: Sovietjunion

ass crack

Worm-Unit · Joined: 04 Jun 2006 Posts: 659 Location: *teh l33tneZz*

imagination is a beautiful thing...2 bad the yanks seem to miss that somehow Laughing

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Gnork · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:04 pm Post subject:

never mind the stupid americans bo0nit, they don't have a taste for european humour. they just do not understand it, that's all - and that's verified not only by me Wink

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Gnork · Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject:

*orders contents of a mass grave in Serbia in order to fill the crater

*orders some shelves, sand, timber, 43 crates of dynamite and stones to cover the last piece

*orders some nice ground and trees and makes some polish workers build a park on top of it (slaverywise of course)

*orders some fancy party stuff to hang around, like ugly gay balloons n shit

*orders an icecream van and little kids to stand around it

*orders some bbq's and guides the vans with leftover food from restaurants to the main gate

*sends invitation to many ktl noobs

*did the jostiband arrive yet?

*party time - eat well noobs. it may be your last meal... and don't mind if one of those bbq sparkles light a hidden fuse in the park grass Twisted Evil

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Gnork · Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 9:35 am Post subject:

Dumdidum.. taking dog out for a walk in the park... Oh wait, I don't have a dog Confused

..Oh, never mind, the park is blown away too Laughing

were the steaks and sausages nice? hehehe
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Gnork · Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:30 am Post subject:

*returning home from a walk without the dog to no park
*arranging chillout chairs, a LOT of good food, sum music, booze n smokes

...
(45 minutes later)
...
oh, look at the dm boons drewling out of the caste - all ugly and hotty gimps suddenly follow their noses Razz

The awesome smell of spareribs roasting with honey...fresh fish with herbs, lemons and wine, wrapped in aluminium foil to steam...beer flooding...good music playing...sun shining HOT...chillout in the shadow with french bread, cheese plates, fruits and vegies...what else can a person long for? Razz

*Teh food is gettin ready nubs - n0no, don't run all at once towards the bbq, wait for yer turn freeks! Ladies first!
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Gnork · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 9:53 am Post subject:

As the food gets served to the vicious DM warriors, a noise in the bushes draws gnorkeleones attention...

*hands over bbq weapon..'Here bo0nTit, watch teh bbq for a sec while I check it out'

Gnorkatron grabs an unroasted sheep and ropes to the place where he saw movement b4 in the forest... Then, suddenly, right behind him, two dark eyes and a vicious scream throw themselves on his back, putting a nade in his mouth. Confusion. Panic. Aarhgj *bo0m* Teh sheep explodes too and the struggling pair gets blown in the air, bouncing off some trees b4 they fall on the ground next to each other.

*urgh... wtf... still dizzy... gnorkboon tries to focus on who or what just tried to attack him... And there she is, covered in shawarma from the sheep explosion... mmmmmmmmmmAAa DarKeYeS!!1!1! mmmmmmmmmmmmmAA she found her way back to the DM castle mmmmmmmAA!!!!!!!!!111!111111!!

*The bo0ness helps his buddy out of the shawarma pile and brings her to the bbq... KICKS away bo0nTit who managed to overburn a juicy ribeye on it, and prepares a nice big tuna steak for the lady. Munch time sweety Razz

Added after 10 hours 36 minutes:

*SLAPS boonit for burning the ribeye on teh bbq! How could you!?!?!

*grabs a super rope and ties bo0nit onto a chair... then STIFFS a PHAT joint into that mouth.. SMOKEZOR ffs u stressed bo0n Cool

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Gnork · Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:12 pm Post subject:

look at that - bo0nit tied up in a chair being ultra stoned with the phat joint in his mouth... pig n vab fighting over the last beer bottles... d3v1l, darkeyes and fraggle all covered in greasy fat around their mouths from teh good bbq stuff... malefoolend and legend gambling with shooters and b52's while arm wrestling... katana sleeping in a corner in a pile of squeezed lemons and empty vodka bottles... ye what a good time Razz

(enjoys the view for a moment)

*Looks at the elephant which comes by to blow away the story

*ah cool, a new blank page for more frustrations.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmA

Added after 14 hours 26 minutes:

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(bo0nit passing by) ........ wtf r u doing?2?

*kleng

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Oh nothing, just stamping some deep foundations into the ground for our new ktl prison...

*kleng

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*unit rolls a spliff - smoke that u gnorkcunt, the noise is making my head hurt

*kleng

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(teh gnork replies)........ what? .........

*kleng

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(bo0nit holding his hands on his ears)....STOP IT FFS

*KLENG

mmmmmmmmmmA that was the last pile to go into the ground.

*calls in the air concrete squadron to nuke the place with concrete prefab cascobuildings

seek hide!

BAF

*calls in the air bricks squadron to finish the place with stone walls around the prefab

seek more hide!

moreBAF

*and the fencework squadron please

DOING BLENG KLOINK etc

...

Wow, look at that, a new ktl prison build in just a few hours Razz

ok bo0nit, where is my smoke? WTF? u smoked it all? *slap
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Gnork · Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject:

Teh gnorkzor ropes over to teh piled p1g and arc - throws teh sheep of furious anger and blasts teh damn nubbers via teh roof into da plophole blubblub <--

Then teh victorious winnah shows them his fingah of J

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Gnork · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:08 pm Post subject:

*puts on a camouflaged guerilla suite and grabs his vietcong knife... don't forget my face to cover with mud... whereis the ak47? cool.. ammo? good. Chocolate hazelnuts? Check.

*grabs a plane... and to make a long sory short, kidnaps the best motivated deadly bacteria breeder on earth... and brings his victim to the dark cave of Freekenstein.

*While being held in a luxury apartment with a 150 inch widescreen television showing 20 soccer channels picture-in-picture at the same time, a place with sauna and yakuzi, somewhere 500 meters below surface... where maracuya's grow in a lab glasshouse... mutated with special enzymes to neutralize fruit acids once they come in contact with stomach acids...

In deep secret environment and in complete rest with no shit from the outer world bothering her.... where only a james bond alike themed music comes through the ambient speakers... she must create a very nasty special bacteria, infecting ecuadorian aduana officers ONLY. Razz

(...waiting)

(...more waiting)

Don't fucking watch soccer all the time, breed something Razz

(*a moaning voice comes from behind the remote control)

What?

Hmm... Oh, yea the bacteria have to grow, never mind. xD

(dumdidum)

(...enuf waiting)

*takes this utterly nasty in deep secret made bacteria to bo0nit.
-> Here taste some. Not dead? good.

*sprays the bacteria powder into the aduana office air-conditioning system...and.... oh, such a shame... how many where killed all the sudden in weird circumstances? Twisted Evil

--> Zo, nu eerst een bavaria!

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